memorable comments

i get such a kick out of Tim Lane's monday-through-friday physical fitness postings. the first comments below are essay answers by students, and the second are classic songs from "The Hospital Hit Parade!" he also says, "Winter wheat is planted in the fall, a ten-gallon hat hold much less, Greenland isn't, and you are supposed to slow down in speed zones! Yes, things are not always what they are cracked up to be."

> Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man."
> The red brick wall was the color of a brick-red Crayola crayon.
> The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.
> Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

"Old Man's Liver."
"I've Grown Accustomed to Her Brace"
"I'll be Sewing You (In All the Old Familiar Places)"
"Red Cells in the Sunset"
"It's Spleen a Long, Long Time"
"It Had to Be Flu"
"Gonna Take a Sentimental Gurney"
"The Girl From Emphysema"
"The Staphs and Streps Forever"
"MRI Blue?"
"My Melancolicky Baby"
"From Here to Maternity." (I don't know how this movie got in, maybe it had a sound track.)

have a great day!!!