children

"The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any." -Fred Astaire

"There are three ways to get something done - do it yourself, hire someone to do it, or ask your kids not to do it." -Malcolm Kushner

"Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing." -Phyllis Diller

"When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out." -Erma Bombeck

"The toughest thing about raising kids is convincing them that you have seniority." -Gene Brown