good quotes

"The best eraser in the world is a good night's sleep." -Orlando A. Battista
"The key to getting ahead is setting aside 8 hours a day for work and 8 hours a day for sleep -- and making sure they're not the same hours." -Gene Brown
"The lion and the lamb may lay down together, but the lamb will have a harder time sleeping." -Alan Joseph
"I am a big believer in the power of Neuro-Attitudinal Positioning, or N.A.P." -Joe Tye

(These quotes originated in church bulletins, announcements, or related communications.)
The Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. ...please use the back door.
The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the basement hall on Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
The Fasting & Meditation Conference includes meals.
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
Don't let worry kill you off - let us help.

from Tim Lane -- fitnet@lists.ia.gov (tlane@idph.state.ia.us)