word play

Washington Post sillyness (the first three are my favorites):

Zencompass: Wherever you go, there you are.
Balderdash: a rapidly receding hairline.
Fistipuffs: Very minor squabbling.
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
Bozone: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating.
Gargoyle: olive-flavored mouthwash.
Negligent: describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
Flatulence: emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
Unergy: A condition that strikes people on the way to work, mostly on Mondays.
Ennaui: The least exciting of the Hawaiian islands.
Stonia: A small European country with very loose drug laws.
Engin: Gasohol.
Nestrogen: A hormone produced during pregnancy that produces cravings for wallpaper with matching borders and dust ruffles.
Experdition: The journey to Hell.