Sunday, August 12, 2007

true crime -- small town beat

July 31: Police were dispatched to a possible fight in progress in the parking lot of a business. Officers arrived and contacted the one person who had not fled the area when it became apparent the police were enroute. The remaining person was blissfully unaware of what had started the commotion, and there were no suspects or victims left to interview. Extra patrol was provided.

July 31: A woman provided an informational statement to police regarding issues she felt were of importance, including little people, satellite mind control, other populated planets, and other pressing matters of global security. No crimes were identified in the information supplied. Case closed with a report.

July 30: A person reported that someone had left an empty pack of cigarettes in her mailbox. The box was dusted for fingerprints at the complainant's request. There are no known suspects or witnesses to the littering crime. Case closed pending further information.

July 29: A citizen brought a wallet into the office that they found. The wallet and its contents were booked into evidence for safekeeping until the owner can be reached to retrieve it.

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