quotes

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." -Rita Rudner

"People in motion tend to stay in motion. People at rest tend to rust." - Tim Lane

"To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk." -Thomas Edison

"I'll tell ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people." -Bob Hope

"I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes." -Steven Wright

"I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes --and six months later you have to start all over again." -Joan Rivers